An Inner Monologue of My Pet Dog Prince

I have a shih tzu named Prince and he’s turning one next month. I didn’t think it was possible for me to take care of another being other than myself. So far I think I’ve done well. He’s been almost everything to me. I’d feed him before I eat my own breakfast. He has a more complicated bath regimen than I do. His haircuts are more expensive than mine. But I still love him nonetheless. But who cares what I think? I have compiled a series of photos of him and what he’d probably say during photo time.
P.S. If you don’t want a dose of crazy dog lady, just stop reading.

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“I’m on a travel bag of emotions.”

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“Oh Teddy, I love you and you are mine. Stay with me 5ever.”

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“I don’t understand why I’m capable of wearing this when my nose is flat.”

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“Sassy with a scarf.”

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“Even more sassy with a cardigan.”

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“Meet my whore. She’s full of love. Now get out, we’re busy.”

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“Come here tail!”

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“I didn’t do this, I swear.”

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“Yes that walk was nice. You know what’s nicer? Water.”

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“Oh great you’re back! Yay! Feed me?”

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“Feed meeeee?”

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“I don’t understand what’s going on but I’m pretty sure this is a girl thing.”

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“I love your bed. Care to trade?”

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“*sigh* I’m just going to go with it.”

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